ATTENTION ALL HARUHISTS: The Drama CD was Translated

[Satsuriku]

So, I dunno how many knew this, but it was actually translated a while back...

Source #1
Source #2

However, as you can see, both no longer have a viable option to download 'em, only watch from youtube. And given how youtube is, we can lose 'em any day now.

I present a challenge to all haruhi-ists: FIND THOSE TRANSLATIONS! They must be somewhere on the interwebs, find 'em and share 'em with your fellow haruhi-ists! Winner gets serious kudos and cookies and I will bow down before them~

[kagamin~]

ill temp you.


Kyon: (inner monolouge)Dissenting voices!?
None.
Koizumi has his usual grating smile.
Asahina-san is looking confused in her maid outfit.
Nagato plainly has no expression on her face.
Maybe she's asleep?
As for myself, I'm just a spectator for now.

Kyon: (to Haruhi) Start practicing?
Haruhi.
What kind of music are we playing?
Covers?



Haruhi: (announcement to Brigade) As of today!
We, the SOS Brigade...
...in preparation for next year's cultural festival...
...will commence strict band training!
Any objections?

Haruhi: (after failed rehearsal) That's totally no good!
Kyon!
Koizumi-kun!
Are you even trying!?


Mikuru: (when asked if she can play the drums) No! Um...
With so many big and small drums...
I have no idea how one person can hit them all...
And this um, bass?
It has these strings on it...
I feel like I'll get infected by touching it...

Mikuruon being told to dance on stage) I have a feeling that's even worse...

Mikuru: (on having her objection ignored) Please don't ignore me...


Yuki: I do not care.

(OK, so she doesn't have many lines in this scene, so from later on can we have...)

Yuki: (Explaining to Kyon about an instrument) Bamboo kokiriko.
An ancient Japanese folk instrument.
You play by holding a handle in each hand...
...and moving them up and down in an alternating pattern.
The normal length is approximately 23 centimeters.
It becomes difficult to manipulate at greater lengths.
Furthermore, the kokiriko...
...originated from a native tribe in Kogayama in the Ecchu region.

Yuki: Antimatter-dispersing oscillations perceived as sound waves.
An extended pattern of sound existing through electro-magnetic waves able to pass from object to object without an intermediary.


Koizumi: As long as Suzumiya-san is having fun...
...I could ask for nothing more.
As long as she doesn't experience extended displeasure...
...the aforementioned Closed Space won’t be bothering us.
And consequently...
...the universe is not threatened by imminent destruction.

Koizumi: Then again...
We're talking about Suzumiya-san...
...so next week this time...
...she may be hooked on something else.
After all...
...her ability to plan things out and take action is out of this world.

all i got after 10 mins of googlin' ^^

[Satsuriku]

Thats the second part of like 6 or 7 though.

God is cruel.

[kagamin~]

google is your friend.

[Satsuriku]

Not in my case. I tried and failed.

[Sticks]

Then try harder. Took me <10 minutes.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X953O07J

[Satsuriku]

No dude, thats the actual CD. I have the CD, I meant the translation.

[Sticks]

Looks strikingly similar to the ones in the youtube links, unless you wanted something different.

[Satsuriku]

I was hoping for a text version, but that works too. Arigato.

[Sticks]

nom.